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bitter-milk:

a-ha4ever00:

bitter-milk:

a-ha4ever00:

Monday- Mom: I want Morten as a son in law.
Tuesday- You must marry a German or Norwegian man.
Wednesday- He must have good job.
Thursday- Morten would be the perfect man for you.
Friday- When I was your age I met a 17 year old boy, who looked like a-ha’s keyboarder. He loved me and I loved…

SHE FOUND A BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE MAGNE
WAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
I AM NEARLY SHRIEKING

I knew you would react like this. And this was my reaction too. I promised my mom that I will find that man and I will find out if he has a son.

Yoooo if he has multiple sons and one of them is around 17-26 give him my number.

I promise that! :)

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bitter-milk:

a-ha4ever00:

Monday- Mom: I want Morten as a son in law.
Tuesday- You must marry a German or Norwegian man.
Wednesday- He must have good job.
Thursday- Morten would be the perfect man for you.
Friday- When I was your age I met a 17 year old boy, who looked like a-ha’s keyboarder. He loved me and I loved…

SHE FOUND A BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE MAGNE
WAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
I AM NEARLY SHRIEKING

I knew you would react like this. And this was my reaction too. I promised my mom that I will find that man and I will find out if he has a son.

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

Monday- Mom: I want Morten as a son in law.
Tuesday- You must marry a German or Norwegian man.
Wednesday- He must have good job.
Thursday- Morten would be the perfect man for you.
Friday- When I was your age I met a 17 year old boy, who looked like a-ha’s keyboarder. He loved me and I loved him. But we never had a realitionship because my mother didn’t like him. And I don’t want it to happen to you too. You will find a boy who will look like Morten and you’ll be happy with him. I know that.
Saturday- He’s such a beautiful person.
Sunday- Morten is just the perfect man for you. And he’s the perfect son-in-law.

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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pizzaight:

Remember the giant floating baby head in phineas and ferb that nobody questioned

pizzaight:

Remember the giant floating baby head in phineas and ferb that nobody questioned

phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

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xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

image

"here u can have them"

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lifeonmoz:

i call this one ‘putting too much soy sauce on your food’

lifeonmoz:

i call this one ‘putting too much soy sauce on your food’

❝ Play it up more! You’re just not being dramatic enough. ❞

said no one to Shatner, ever

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eletrickdreams:

Back To The Future II outdoor

eletrickdreams:

Back To The Future II outdoor